Death Star PR:

How could something that expensive possibly pay for itself?” we hear you ask. EASILY, that’s how, imaginary question-asker. Once you’ve built yourself a Death Star, you travel around the galaxy and point your $852 quadrillion megalaser at other people’s planets. You’ll be surprised how quickly and COMPLETELY OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL they offer to help cover your costs.

This totally made my day. So awesome, in all its nerd glory.

See also why building your own Death Star is not only totally worth it, but also quite affordable when you think about it. Now, What are we waiting for?

Via Daring Fireball.